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First you have to find someone with whom you share a mutual attraction, then you have to make sure that you want the same thing in terms of commitment. As a result, many have turned to online dating sites. As the saying goes: “Men are afraid women will laugh at them.When someone says online dating, one of the first sites that comes to mind is Ok Cupid.At the very least, you’ll be amazed, possibly appalled, at what other people are writing! No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. I hope your day is as nice as my ass I can’t wait to dissapoint you sexually Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64– classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.Spitters are quitters Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. Literally just want a shag, why else would I have tinder and my first picture be me in a bikini I’ve got fake tits and a fake personality. Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I a fly cutie I can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? I’m here because I’m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I’m getting old You look like my next mistake Leave a message after the beep. If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place. Everytime I look at my iphone U and I are always together This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.(More bio examples on their way… ) So you can see that people can go pretty crazy with their taglineas. Because when it comes to matches, your profile description (“About Me” section) isn’t really that important. For a girl to see it she needs to be interested enough by your main picture and then dig deeper – which is done by tapping the screen to see more about you.

In fact, a third of recently married couples met online. Women are afraid men will kill them.” While it is true that straight women get more attention on dating sites than men, that doesn’t always mean it’s positive attention from safe potential partners Here’s what happened.

After four years, scads of lays, and many great girlfriends (plus plenty of failures along the way), he launched this website.

We’ve put together a list of some of the best (amusing) Tinder bio’s, as discovered by r/tinder, to give you some ideas for your own profile description. Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future Seeking someone that looks good on the arm to take to social events!

With millions of people logging in regularly to find a date, it’s safe to say that online dating no longer holds the stigma it once did – and there’s sure to be someone browsing singles within spitting distance of where you’re standing.

You’d have thought with its increased popularity people would have mastered the art of a well constructed profile. From dodgy pictures to badly written profiles, the internet is awash with online dating fails – and it has us all in stitches.